i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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