And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i think i just lost a toe
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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