did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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