ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Ketchup is God's man juice
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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