I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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