Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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