before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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