turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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