i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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