yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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