Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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