Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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