they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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