At least make sure they are 18
Why
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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