mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Randomize
