I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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