This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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