sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Do you remember whose house we're in?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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