how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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