Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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