my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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