I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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