so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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