Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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