Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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