also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
...so i touched it.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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