If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I have feelings that need drinking.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
