I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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