worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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