ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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