just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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