Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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