Porn is love you can see.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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