a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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