i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
