From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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