Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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