I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
honey bunches of taint.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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