My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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