he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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