I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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