idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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