Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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