They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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