You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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