Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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