Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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