There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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