in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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