that's an acceptable place to lick
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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