Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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