dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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