marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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