No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You're a disaster
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