I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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