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(262): View more from Wisconsin

dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five

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bitch

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day

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(914): View more from New York

shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.

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(904): View more from Florida

You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.

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(720): View more from Colorado

i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?

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(765): View more from Indiana

This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.

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(917): View more from New York City

you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync

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