His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
