: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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