4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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