I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize